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Doctors Report Removing 27 Contact Lenses From A Woman's Eye

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In this file photo, a woman puts in her contact lens.

The patient hadn't complained of irritation. "She was quite shocked," specialist trainee ophthalmologist Rupal Morjaria tells Britain's Optometry Today.

(Image credit: Suzanne Plunkett/Bloomberg via Getty Images)

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lkeeney
7 days ago
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Crazy!!
Apex, North Carolina
lmoffeit
7 days ago
How could she not know?!?
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fxer
7 days ago
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contacts are like winter clothes: layer up
Bend, Oregon

How Adam West played a prank using his local phone book

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A few years back, I was in Sun Valley, Idaho for a conference. I learned Adam West lived in the area and I wondered if he was listed in the local phone book. So, I pulled it out of the nightstand in my hotel room and checked.

Flipping to the the "W" page, I spotted his name. His listing prompted, “See Wayne Bruce (Millionaire)." Ha, game on!

Naturally I flipped to “Wayne Bruce (Millionaire)," which brought me to "Please consult Crime Fighters in the Yellow Pages." 

Ok, that brought me to "See BATMAN - WHITE PAGES"..

Which then circles back to "See West Adam"!

   

Nicely played, Mr. West, nicely played. RIP.

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lkeeney
41 days ago
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lmoffeit
41 days ago
so funny!
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Hot Slut Of The Day!

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hsotdfidgetbuttplug2017

The Fidget Spinner Butt Plug!

A true artist and genius has shut up all of the tricks who say that fidget spinners are useless by making it beyond useful! If you play with a fidget spinner a lot and an annoyed friend has told you to shove it up your ass, now you can with ease!

The Etsy fuck toy shop, GlowFYourself (via Refinery29), is selling a fidget spinner butt plug, which sadly, they didn’t call the “fudget spinner butt plug.” It will cost you $35 to $55, depending on what size your ass needs. That’s a small price to pay for something that’ll make your brown sugar walls quiver as you de-stress. GlowFYourself puts it like this:

Here to help keep that A$$ focused, we present to you our custom made fidget spinner butt plugs!

Imagine the look on coworkers faces as they watch your stress levels bottom out, this toy could be the thing that keeps you cool and collected, any time your stressed, just sit and spin!

GlowFYourself doesn’t have a video of how their fidget spinner butt plug works and they call it a “novelty item,” so I have no idea if it can actually spin while up your b-hole. But if it can, then it’s a must-have for power bottoms whose piece is always stressed out. Just throw your ass up in the air, slide the fidget spinner butt plug in and let your piece spin their way to relaxation. It’s going to bring couples together!

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GlowFYourself also has other masterpiece butt plugs, like the JC and rosary one, which is great for someone who wants to save their soul through their hole. And yes, I just picked up a chancleta and slapped myself with it so the ghost of my Catholic abuelita wouldn’t have to.

Pics: GlowFYourself

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lkeeney
43 days ago
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Lol!
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Resting Murder Face

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When your natural resting expression appears so angry that people who do not know you, and even those who do at times, believe you may soon murder someone. Typically for men. Derivative of resting bitch face in women.

Girl 1: Why does Bryan look like he's going to kill that kid?

Girl 2: Oh he's ok, he just has resting murder face. He isn't actually angry at all. He's probably pondering football schedules.

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lkeeney
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lmoffeit
61 days ago
that's awesome!
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How The Pro-Trump Media Responds To A Crisis In Just 4 Steps

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Stay quiet, blame and discredit, change the news cycle, and then close the loop. Seventeen hours in the fever swamp.


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"There's way worse videos"

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Today's students on Rodney King:

I mentioned Rodney King in an Intro to American Government class. I got the blank "Is that a thing we are supposed to know?" look that I have come to recognize when students hear about something that happened more than six months ago. "Rodney King?" More blinking. "Can someone tell why the name Rodney King is important?"

One student, god bless her, raised her hand. I paraphrase: "He was killed by the police and it caused the LA Riots." I noted that, no, he did not die, but the second part of the statement was indirectly true. God bless technology in the classroom -- I pulled up the grainy VHS-camcorder version of the video, as well as a transcript of the audio analysis presented at trial. We watched, and then talked a bit about the rioting following the acquittal of the LAPD officers at trial. They kept doing the blinking thing. I struggled to figure out what part of this relatively straightforward explanation had managed to confuse them.

"Are there questions? You guys look confused."

Hand. "So he was OK?"

"He was beaten up pretty badly, but, ultimately he was. He died a few years ago from unrelated causes (note: in 2012)."

Hand. "It's kind of weird that everybody rioted over that. I mean, there's way worse videos." General murmurs of agreement. [...]

This is a generation of kids so numb to seeing videos of police beating, tasering, shooting, and otherwise applying the power of the state to unarmed and almost inevitably black or Hispanic men that they legitimately could not understand why a video of cops beating up a black guy (who didn't even die for pete's sake!) was shocking enough to cause a widespread breakdown of public order. [...]

These kids have grown up in a world where this is background noise. It is part of the static of life in the United States. Whether these incidents outrage them or are met with the usual excuses (Comply faster, dress differently, be less Scary) the fact is that they happen so regularly that retaining even one of them in long term memory is unlikely. To think about Rodney King is to imagine a reality in which it was actually kind of shocking to see a video of four cops kicking and night-sticking an unarmed black man over the head repeatedly. Now videos of police violence are about as surprising and rare as weather reports, and forgotten almost as quickly once passed.

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lkeeney
74 days ago
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lmoffeit
74 days ago
Wow, that's really sad.
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chrishiestand
73 days ago
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My favorite thing about teenagers is the way they hold up a mirror and make you look at yourself
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smadin
73 days ago
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…hooboy.
Boston
rclatterbuck
74 days ago
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The unconscionable was always commonplace, it is just more visible now. As a society we are learning anew that just because we are aware of a problem, doesn't mean it is going to be fixed.
sirshannon
74 days ago
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hell in a hand basket
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